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Sniffed by both brothers

The tee shirt

$32.00 to $34.00

Heavy cotton, with both faces printed across the chest at the size they assume is standard. Neither of them has seen the drawing. Potato has already called it a good likeness.

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Leaves here
1 to 3 business days after the payment clears
Arrives
2 to 7 business days inside the United States, 7 to 21 business days elsewhere. Estimates, and every parcel is tracked.
Postage
$6.00 at home and free over $75.00. $18.00 to the other 22 countries we post to.
Changed your mind
30 days from delivery. The returns policy says exactly how.
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei standing in a garden with its head turned to one side, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Not the product. It has not been photographed yet, and a drawing pretending to be a photograph would be worse.

What you are actually getting

Cotton. Cold wash, inside out. It will outlive several of your other opinions.

Printed in small runs, which is a polite way of saying nobody here has a warehouse. If something is wrong with it when it turns up, say so within 7 days and it gets put right.

No material, factory or supplier is named on this page because none has been chosen yet. When one is, this paragraph is where it will say so.

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