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Impostor footage. Not the brothers

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New wrinkles, new snacks, and a running list of everything that has wronged them. Every channel they have is below.

Placeholder photograph of a cream Shar Pei resting its head on a person's arm, standing in for a picture of the brothers
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei standing on grass and facing the camera, standing in for a picture of the brothers
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei in front of a bamboo fence, shown from the shoulders up, standing in for a picture of the brothers

Placeholder photos, not the brothers

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A link that goes nowhere is a lie with extra steps, so there is nothing to click until each one is real. The brothers have described the delay as unacceptable and have not offered to help.

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