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Impostor footage. Not the brothers

The one who decides

Hash

Hash will decide about you in his own time. He does not regard the wait as his problem.

Meet Potato instead
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no small talk, evera decision is being made

On the record

The short version

He is deciding about you. He would like you to watch.

Where his brother commits, Hash considers. An arrival is not a party he is late for. It is a decision, and he intends to make it himself, slowly, while you wait.

He has never touched a puddle and will go the long way round to keep it that way. He watches the door with one ear and the air of a dog who did not agree to this arrival, and the postman gets nothing, which is itself the verdict.

Then he decides you are his, and inside a minute he is upside down on the floor with his belly up. All that composure, spent.

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Strong opinions, all final

Demands

  • Doorways
  • Dry ground only
  • Being upside down
  • His own people, a short list

Refuses

  • The hoover
  • Being rushed
  • Surprise guests

Will assess you, and then keep you.

Hash on camera

Judge for yourself

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An incident in the garden

It begins with one ear going up. No cause was established. No apology was offered.

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A puppy states its case

Enormous feelings. No volume control. Not one point is up for negotiation.

The other one

Now go andmeetPotato

Meet Potato