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Impostor footage. Not the brothers

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Napszoomiesand the bin

Naps, zoomies, snacks, and sitting on things that were not built to be sat on. Six clips so far, and every one of them is a different dog, standing in until the real ones are filmed.

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Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei running towards the camera along a path, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Placeholder footage6 clips so far

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It explains the brothers faster than any paragraph can, which is an awkward thing to admit in a paragraph. Potato assumes it is about him.

Nothing starts until you press play, and it comes up muted with full controls, so hearing them is a second decision and it is yours.

Every clip here is a different dog, and each one says so on the frame and keeps saying so while it plays. They are standing in until the real footage of Potato and Hash is filmed. Another dog is in their place and they have not been told.

Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called The patrol, in fullPlaceholder clip

The patrol, in full

Every crack, every leaf, every smell that cannot account for itself. The route is confidential and the route is the same every day.

Transcript and captions

This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

Sound off by default. Potato has objected.

The other five

Nobody calms down

Hung at whatever angle they landed at. Press one and it loads on the spot, muted, with the controls in your hands.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called An incident in the gardenPlaceholder clip

    An incident in the garden

    It begins with one ear going up. No cause was established. No apology was offered.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called Drinking water, professionallyPlaceholder clip

    Drinking water, professionally

    Hydration is a discipline. Half of it ends up on the floor, and the floor is now being looked into.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called A puppy states its casePlaceholder clip

    A puppy states its case

    Enormous feelings. No volume control. Not one point is up for negotiation.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called The afternoon collapsePlaceholder clip

    The afternoon collapse

    Somewhere between sitting and lying down there is the flop. Always facing the door, so nobody can say he was not watching it.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called Portrait mode, hard starePlaceholder clip

    Portrait mode, hard stare

    The camera loves a wrinkle. The wrinkle has since asked what the camera is paying.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

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