Everysinglefold

Every fold, every freckle, every wrinkle, every sleepy face, stuck up on one wall and not one of them straight. Ten pictures so far, and every one is a stand in. Nobody has sat still yet.

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10 pictures so farAll of them stand ins

Placeholder photograph of a tan Shar Pei on a lead in bright sun, mouth open and happy, standing in for a picture of the brothers

Placeholder photograph of a cream Shar Pei resting its chin on a concrete step, standing in for a picture of the brothers

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei sitting upright on a path with trees behind it, standing in for a picture of the brothers

Pinned up

The wall

Press any picture to open it large. Once it is open the left and right arrow keys move along the wall, and Escape puts it back.

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei standing in a garden with its head turned to one side, standing in for a picture of the brothers — Head turned. That is the whole favour.

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei running towards the camera along a path, standing in for a picture of the brothers — Top speed. The ears arrive later.

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei curled up asleep on a stone step, standing in for a picture of the brothers — Asleep on the step, directly in the way.

Placeholder photograph of a cream Shar Pei resting its head on a person's arm, standing in for a picture of the brothers — Head on an arm that had plans.

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei in front of a bamboo fence, shown from the shoulders up, standing in for a picture of the brothers — Perimeter check. Fence still there.

Placeholder photograph of a tan Shar Pei lying stretched out on a low garden wall, standing in for a picture of the brothers — An afternoon on a wall, and no plans to come down.

Placeholder photograph of a cream Shar Pei walking down a path scattered with fallen leaves, standing in for a picture of the brothers — Leaves everywhere. Nobody was warned.

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei standing on grass and facing the camera, standing in for a picture of the brothers — Standing on grass, under protest

Placeholder photograph of a tan Shar Pei lying on a wooden deck with its paws forward, standing in for a picture of the brothers — The good spot on the deck, and it is taken.

Every picture here is a different dog. The brothers are still being photographed, at their convenience.Crooked on purpose. Hash has asked twice and will ask again.

It gets worse

The wall keeps growing

Real photographs of Potato and Hash go up here the moment they exist. Potato has allowed a wall he is not on and would like that remembered. Get on the list and you will know when the first one lands.

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Until then there is a page of clips, which is the same wrinkles at twenty four frames a second.