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Potato runs the arcade. Nobody voted.

ARCADE

Two dogs who have never been told no, and two games about the aftermath. Free, nothing to download, nothing to sign up for, and it all works on a phone.

Play Wrinkle Rush

Everything they have got into so far

Two games

  • Wrinkle Rush

    They let themselves out. Nobody is bringing them back.

    Three lanes of street, park, beach and pet store, coming at you and getting faster. Dodge what is solid, jump what is low, slide under what is hanging, and eat everything that is not nailed down.

    • One thumb, three moves
    • It never ends, so it ends badly
    • Real leaderboard, no invented names

    As long as you last

    Play Wrinkle Rush
  • Zoomies

    Two dogs. One house. The house is losing.

    Potato and Hash have the zoomies, and the living room should have moved. Steer them into one thing so it hits another thing, and keep that going until the entire house is moving at once.

    • One thumb, four moves
    • A single hit is beneath them
    • Real leaderboard, no invented names

    Forty five seconds a go

    Play Zoomies

Four moves, that is all

How to play Zoomies

  1. Swipe across

    Swipe left or right to turn them. They are already running and they are not going to stop, so the only thing you get to decide is which way.

  2. Tap

    Tap to jump, and hold it to jump higher. Hold it longer than feels sensible.

  3. Swipe down

    Swipe down to pounce. Whatever is underneath does not survive it, and they consider this a personality.

  4. Swipe up

    Swipe up for zoomies, a burst of flat out speed. It refills by wrecking things, so slowing down is the only way to lose it.

On a keyboard: left and right to turn, space to jump, down arrow to pounce, shift for zoomies.

Wrinkle Rush is three moves: swipe left or right to change lane, tap to jump, swipe down to slide. That is the entire manual.

The leaderboard is real. Every name on it was typed by somebody who actually played, there are no invented scores in there to make it look busy, and if it is empty when you get there then the top of it is yours.