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Games starring two dogs who have never once thought about the consequences. Nothing to download, nothing to sign up for, and it all works on a phone.

Play Zoomies

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One game so far

  • Zoomies

    Two dogs. One house. No supervision.

    Potato and Hash have got the zoomies. Send them through the living room and knock one thing into another thing into another thing until the whole house is going at once.

    • One thumb, three moves
    • Chain reactions score the points
    • Real leaderboard, no invented names

    About a minute a go

    Play Zoomies

Three moves, that is all

How to play Zoomies

  1. Tap

    Jump. Hold it for longer and the jump goes higher, which is most of the game right there.

  2. Swipe down

    Pounce. Come down hard on whatever is underneath you and it will not survive the experience.

  3. Swipe up

    Zoomies. A burst of pure speed. It refills by wrecking things, so the only way to keep it is to keep going.

On a keyboard: space to jump, down arrow to pounce, shift for zoomies.

The leaderboard is real. Every name on it was typed by somebody who actually played, there are no invented scores to make it look busy, and if it is empty when you get there then you are the first.