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Placeholder footage, not the brothers

The picture wall

Everysinglefold

Every fold, every freckle, every sleepy face, stuck up on one wall and none of it straight. Ten pictures so far, and every one of them is a stand in until the real photographs are taken.

Ten pictures so farAll of them stand ins
Placeholder photograph of a tan Shar Pei on a lead in bright sun, mouth open and happy, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Placeholder photograph of a cream Shar Pei resting its chin on a concrete step, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei sitting upright on a path with trees behind it, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo

Pinned up

The wall

Press any picture to open it large. Once it is open the left and right arrow keys move along the wall, and Escape puts it back.

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei standing in a garden with its head turned to one side, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
A face made entirely of folds
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei running towards the camera along a path, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Full speed, ears last
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei curled up asleep on a stone step, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Asleep before the camera was ready
Placeholder photograph of a cream Shar Pei resting its head on a person's arm, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Carried, under protest
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei in front of a bamboo fence, shown from the shoulders up, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Grass inspection, phase one
Placeholder photograph of a tan Shar Pei lying stretched out on a low garden wall, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
The afternoon flop, held still
Placeholder photograph of a cream Shar Pei walking down a path scattered with fallen leaves, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Leaves everywhere, opinions strong
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei standing on grass and facing the camera, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Standing up, briefly
Placeholder photograph of a tan Shar Pei lying on a wooden deck with its paws forward, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Ground level, the best level
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei sitting upright on a path with trees behind it, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Portrait mode, wrinkles first
Every picture here is a stand in. The brothers are still being photographed.Stick them up crooked. It is a wall, not a spreadsheet.

Picture 1 of 10

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei standing in a garden with its head turned to one side, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo

A face made entirely of folds

More on the way

The wall keeps growing

Real photographs of Potato and Hash go up here as soon as they exist. Join the list and you will know when the first one lands.

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In the meantime there is a page of clips, which is the same wrinkles at twenty four frames a second.