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Napszoomiesand chaos

Naps, zoomies, snacks, and a truly heroic amount of sitting on things. Six clips so far, and every single one of them is temporary footage of a completely different dog.

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Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei running towards the camera along a path, standing in for a picture of the brothersPlaceholder photo
Placeholder footageSix clips so far

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It is the clip that explains the brothers better than any paragraph could, which is a slightly awkward thing to write in a paragraph.

Nothing plays until you press play, and when it does it starts with the sound off and full controls, so you are always the one who decides to hear it.

Every clip on this page is stock footage of another dog, standing in until the real videos of Potato and Hash are filmed. Each one says so on the frame itself, and it keeps saying so while it plays.

Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called The great sidewalk investigationPlaceholder clip

The great sidewalk investigation

Every crack, every leaf, every suspicious smell. Nothing gets past them.

Transcript and captions

This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

Sound off by default. Always your call.

The rest of the collection

More where that came from

Pinned up at whatever angle they landed at. Press one and it loads right there, muted, with the controls in your hands.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called Zoomies, uneditedPlaceholder clip

    Zoomies, unedited

    It starts with one ear going up. Then the whole garden is in trouble.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called A very serious drink of waterPlaceholder clip

    A very serious drink of water

    Hydration is important. Doing it gracefully is apparently optional.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called Puppy has opinionsPlaceholder clip

    Puppy has opinions

    Small dog, enormous feelings, absolutely no volume control.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called The afternoon flopPlaceholder clip

    The afternoon flop

    Somewhere between sitting and lying down, there is the flop.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

  • Placeholder photograph of another dog, standing in for the clip called Portrait mode, brother editionPlaceholder clip

    Portrait mode, brother edition

    Turns out the camera loves a wrinkle. Who knew.

    Transcript and captions

    This is placeholder footage with nobody speaking in it, so there is nothing to write down yet. When the real clip lands, the full transcript is published right here and captions ship with the video itself.

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