Wear the wrinkles

Tee shirts, mugs, stickers and posters, all with two extremely wrinkly brothers on them. Every one of them is now for sale. Potato wants to know what took so long.

Show me the goods How it gets to you

Tracked shipping on every parcel, free inside the United States over $75.00, and 30 days to change your mind.

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei running towards the camera along a path, standing in for a picture of the brothers

Placeholder photograph of a tan Shar Pei lying stretched out on a low garden wall, standing in for a picture of the brothers

Six things. All of them real.

Now open

On sale

Six things you can finally have

Every one is drawn, printed, worn round the house, and then sniffed end to end by the two brothers further down this page. Hash will not be rushed and will not be asked again.

The tee shirt

Two faces on the front. Potato assumes his is the one people are buying.

From $32.00

The hoodie

For cold walks. Hash has firm views on cold walks and has never been on one.

From $58.00

The mug

A face that has already judged you, before you are properly awake.

From $18.00

The sticker pack

Small, flat, and never just one. Potato has described the pack as a print run.

$9.00

The poster

Wrinkles at a scale your walls have done nothing to deserve.

From $28.00

The hat

Both brothers agreed to this one. They agreed to it lying down.

$30.00

Prices are in United States dollars and are the whole price: the number on the card is the number charged. Every parcel is tracked, dispatch is 1 to 3 business days, and you have 30 days from delivery to send something back. The shipping page and the returns page say all of that again, in more detail and in writing.

Before it leaves the house

Nothing goes on sale until two incorruptible noses have been over it. Both noses can be bought with cheese.

Every sample is sat on, slept next to, and investigated at a length nobody asked for. Most of them pass. One hoodie has not come back, because it was warm and there is now a dog on it.

Nothing went on sale until it had been through that. If something still turns up wrong, say so and it is sorted out, because a sniff test is not a returns policy.

Read the returns policy

Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei standing in a garden with its head turned to one side, standing in for a picture of the brothers

Sniffing in progress. Do not interrupt.

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