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Impostor footage. Not the brothers

The one who leans

Potato

Potato meets everybody. Nobody asked him to and nobody has managed to stop him.

Meet Hash instead
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applies full body weighttwo speeds, both horizontal

On the record

The short version

He leans on strangers. He has never met one.

He does not need introducing. He does the introducing. He is first to the door, always, and he wins you over by putting his full weight against your shins and leaning until you agree to it.

He can hear a packet through a wall and be standing beside it before it is open. He does not ask. He turns up, and as far as he is concerned turning up settles it.

He has never seen this page. He describes it as his and has opinions about it anyway.

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Strong opinions, all final

Demands

  • Absolutely everyone
  • Your food, technically shared
  • Leaning
  • The warm patch of floor, which is his

Refuses

  • Closed doors
  • Being left out of anything
  • The word bath

Will greet you, and then lie on you.

Potato on camera

Judge for yourself

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The patrol, in full

Every crack, every leaf, every smell that cannot account for itself. The route is confidential and the route is the same every day.

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The afternoon collapse

Somewhere between sitting and lying down there is the flop. Always facing the door, so nobody can say he was not watching it.

The other one

Now go andmeetHash

Meet Hash